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Strength is being able to crush a tomato.
Dexterity is being able to dodge a tomato.
Constitution is being able to eat a bad tomato.
Intelligence is knowing a tomato is a fruit.
Wisdom is knowing not to put a tomato in a fruit salad.
Charisma is being able to sell a tomato based fruit salad.
If I stop reblogging this assume I’m dead
a kid from my high is fucking trending on facebook because of a stupid petition to get a senior photo of him holding a cat into the yearbook…
My principal decided to join him in a photo.
The new photograph will go in the yearbook as a way to raise awareness for American Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Animals (ASPCA) and rescue animals like Mr. Bugglesworth and Vivienne.
Chloe Bennet: a summary.
Does anyone else remember playing music in Real One Player and just sitting there and watching this for like two hours
i’m calling the vatican
Hey, that was tame compared to the Haiku Round in Cards Against Humanity that produced The Pope Fingering Alter Boys ON A SUNDAY.
this wins Halloween