Take note fanfiction writers
wow this is fucking historic as fuck i can’t believe im seeing this
"Okay, we’ve been serious for 10 seconds guys"
Oh so the “I am no man” meme is from lotr? Awesome.
So when Tolkein read Macbeth he was peeved that “no man of woman born” wasn’t actually a woman instead of a dude born via c-section, so he decided to write something of a fix it fic with Éowyn.
Hee! I figured you’d say as much!
- Push off a cliff - Nakago
- Frick frack - Tasuki
- Marry - Hotohori
- Set on fire - The Kutou Emperor. Borrowing Tasuki’s fan to do so, natch.
- Wrap a blanket around - Okay who in this series doesn’t need a giant bear hug at some point. All of them. All of them are wrapped up in a blanket and cotton wool.
- Be roommates with - Nuriko. And it would be fabulous.
- Push off a cliff
- Frick frack
- Set on fire
- Wrap a blanket around
- Be roommates with
And if I’m not in the fandom, I’ll go by what I’ve learned from tumblr
Sleeping Beauty figure by Kaoru Mori.