You know we're a suspicious lot.
Me: [Gets up to go brush my teeth. Every joint from the waist down starts popping as I walk back to the bedroom.]
Me: Why is it that every time I move, something goes snap crackle pop?
Husband: [Lying in bed reading. Gives me a Look.]
Husband: Well, it's probably because-
Me: I swear to God that if you finish that sentence with "You're turning 30 in a week," I will punch you in the face.
Husband: Well I was going to say, "You know what happens in a week" but you're also right.
Me: [Mumbles something about husbands should just know when to shut the fuck up and smothering and pillows]
Five Things You’d Put in a Pentagram to Summon Me

crummi:

viragunn:

Your move, followers. What items do you use to bring me forth? 

lol im curious

Reblog if you daydream a lot.

dederants:

This includes letting your ideas, stories and head-canons marinate in your head on a daily basis to the point of not writing any of it down because you’re either afraid of how it will turn out or too fucking lazy to write that shit down.

wruzicka-reblogs:

So after watching the Ranma 1/2 OVA I only just today discovered existed, and having seen a few  ”screenshot recreations”, I decided to do one. Especially since I’ve never really drawn Ranma even though I attribute this series as the one that REALLY got me into manga and anime. 

bluejeanchan:

If my otp is your notp and you still follow me you deserve an award for being such a trooper.

maniclaughter:

raggediandi:

ghostgif:

when you yell “puppy!” at a lil doge and they get happy and wag their lil tail like “yess!! i am a puppy!! a baby dog!!! thank you!!!!!!”

When you yell “puppy!!!!” At an old doge and they wag their tail and get all happy like “yes I am still a little doge thank you for noticing! !”

To all the Tumblr users who tend to use tags very liberally:

thejadedkiwano:

Let’s play a game.

Type the following words into your tags box, then post the first automatic tag that comes up.

you, also, what, when, why, how, look, because, never

badpeopleanonymous:

tomato-hombre:

ask-me-why-i:

the-spinning-teacup:

I want to have Edna’s confidence

The thing is, she needs to be confident. She needs to be THE BEST so that the tragedies of her past don’t happen again. Why “No capes!”? She made those outfits. Her outfits are the reason that competent heroes died. She needs to be better than she was, better than she is, so she sets those standards for herself.

excuse u who gave you permission to give me emotions over edna mode

I never look back, darling, it distracts from the now.

amymebberson:

Protector of the world, everybody.
(Ikuko was FURIOUS when these school photos arrived home)

amymebberson:

Protector of the world, everybody.

(Ikuko was FURIOUS when these school photos arrived home)

korranation:

HAPPY EARTH(BENDING) DAY! 

Show us your coolest earthbending GIFs using the #earthbendingday tag on Tumblr. We’ll inbox our fave contributors and send over LoK and A:TLA hardcover artbooks, courtesy of Darkhorse!